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Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into
the woods. She went into the woods to look for her ball and found a frog
in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you
wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That will be okay. For my first wish, I want to be the
most beautiful woman in the world."
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that woman will
flock to him."
The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So poof - she was the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said "That will be okay, because what is mine is his and what
is his is mine".
So, poof - she was the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish. The woman answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."